A quick plug for the efforts of my father-in-law in setting up a gym for the mind...
Condensed from a recent e-mail...
I have worked diligently with disparate group of long-time chess players and parents for close to a year to rejuvenate the local Minneapolis chess scene, with the linchpin to be located in a new (to be announced) site devoted to chess at various levels. The site will open Oct. 1, and will be active almost every night and most weekends with casual nights, rated tournaments, kids’ events, etc.
Among the first events will be a fundraiser for Minneapolis Chess, a non-profit with the mission of getting kids, especially inner city kids, involved in chess as a disciplined learning experience. The event will feature young kids playing blitz (5’ and 3’) games, testimonials from some inner city kids whose lives have been changed through chess, a chess trivia contest (very easy non-technical questions such as “what move in the famous 1878 St. Petersburg match inspired the fans to hurl gold coins onto the stage?, with breathtaking prizes, a slide show from the world of chess, and perhaps even a simultaneous match (in which a kid takes on multiple challengers at once).
Very cool stuff. I will post again on this as I learn of more events and dates.
Two weekends ago I completed two sprint triathlons, The Square Lake short course and One Last Tri, in consecutive days. As usual, my seven warrior sidekicks were instrumental in my training!
Harr breaks each week into run, bike and swim workouts of varying duration and intensity (levels 1-4). I found the kids particularly useful with level 4 sprint work on the bike and with a jogging stroller. The kids also contributed their patented resistance and coaching for practice races and for short distance "brick" workouts (i.e. those that involve biking and running in immediate succession).
Dadiator Tri Workouts at a glance...
Run
Run alongside a biking 8-10 year old sidekick and have him keep track of your splits.
Sprint / push nipper-loaded jogging stroller up and down the block. Follow the chorus of whoopees during the hard effort, recover with pleasant conversation about bugs and clouds and boogers.
Run / hike stairs with a backpack full of plump youngster.
Bike
Burley sprint up and down the block. I use cul-du-sac for slow turnaround recovery. For an added challenge, rig up the Ridealng to the Burley and tow a skateboarding caboose.
Ride stationary bike on porch while the kids play in the backyard. Throw a ballgame on the radio and enjoy a summer's eve while Mom buys groceries.
Swim
Pull a dinghy full of kids across the lake. Mom, grandparents, or uncle Ty can man the life boat.
Splash and play in the water untill your hands prune up. Harr says that the first major step of swim training is getting comfortable with the "feel" of the water. If you enjoy splashing around, the strokes will come.
For those who may doubt the efficacy of working out with your kids, behold my version of the oft replicated 300 Workout...
Live as a Dad! Train like a Gladiator!
The 300 Workout was originally concieved by celebrity trainer Craig Ballantyne, who took a drove of soft actor types and turned them into "Spartans" with 300 greuling repititions.
This routine is designed for Dads in good shape who may still think they need to go to the gym for a mind blowing workout.
Say it..."I am Dadicus!"
Master Blaster Chinups x 15 (rest pause set)
Stack Attack Pushups x 20
Nipper Dips x 15
Rocket Squats x 10
Forward Lunge x 20
Slide Squats x 20
Dragon Twists x 10
Froggy Walk (Finisher) x length of room = 10 Reps
Log Curls x 20
Nipper Slingers x 20
Rainbow x 10
Elliptical Trainers x 20
Rolling Deck Squats x 15
Under Overs x 20
Caterpillar Drag x 20
Gravity Boots x 10 (each side) = 20 reps total
Floorblaster (Press only) x 10 (each side) = 20 reps total
Baseball Slide (Floorblaster) x 5 (each) = 10 reps total
Washing Machine (rock to both sides = 1 rep) x 15
Total Reps = 300
Total fun for kids = Massive
Total workout for you = Tremendous!
The Dadiator 300 workout is designed to be fun and safe. Please do not attempt any of these exercises unless you are of sound mind and body to do so. Don’t ever drink alchohol (or consume any other intoxicating substances) and lift your kids. Period.
Squeeze Ball
100x left hand squeezes
100x right hand squeezes
50x left hand pinch squeezes (between thumb and fingers)
50x right hand pinch squeezes
Curl (Resistance Band Dropset)
10x double handle curls (each side)
10x single handled curls (each side) Repeat this alternation until you are unable to complete 10 single handle curls.
Tricep Extension (Resistance Band Dropset )
20x right
20x left
19x right
19x left... Ladder downward until you cannot complete 10 repetitions.
Crunch (Resistance Band)
20 x @ each red light Alternate between straight and one-handed oblique crunches.
Repeat the cycle above until you’ve reached your destination.
Enjoy!
P.S. Do not attempt this routine unless you want biceps like baseballs with baby baseballs on top of them.
Dadiator: Develop muscles in the chest and shoulders.
Sidekick: Develop explosive "puddle jumping power" in the legs.
See video for setup and action.
Quickie Leg Routine
10x Sidekick Leg Press / Dadiator Donkey Kicks
Note. Try to kick a little higher with each consecutive donkey kick.
16x Nipper Slings with Sidekick on top. (See Kid Lifting for details).
10x Rocket Squats
1 Lunge lap across the room and back.
Repeat until dinner time.
Note. Don’t attempt after dinner!
Difficulty Level: Red (Moderate)
Muscle Group: Pectoralae
As well as kid coaches can provide strength and encouragement with full body movements, they are also invaluable with spot training for specific muscle groups, which I like to call "Tot Training." Today we shall punish the pectorals!
In kettlebell training, this move is called a "Floor Attack," but Johnny, for whatever reason, prefers the term "Floor Blaster." This exercise works your pectorals and obliques through their most extended range of motion and will improve your followthrough when swinging at a softball or launching your coach into a lake or pool on a hot summer day.
Start with your non-lifting arm extended out to your side and the leg of your lifting side bent at the knee. Coach is attached to your arm and your lifting elbow is resting on the floor.
Press your kid/coach.
As you reach full arm extension, drive the foot of your bent leg into the floor and use your non lifting arm to prop yourself into a semi-seated position. Your finish should look like a baseball slide. Hold the finish for "One Mississippi" and then slowly descend to the floor, starting with a slow back curl and ending with the negative press.
A few safety notes...
Keep your eyes locked with your coach's throughout the entire range of motion so neither of you loses focus or balance. Also, when executing any sort of Dadiator press, make sure your coach grips tightly onto your lifting wrist and braces his belly against your upward thrust. He won't be as effective at barking orders with his wind knocked out.
Juggling is a great way to get blood to the brain and body during daytime lulls at work or home. Juggling with weighted balls can be a killer bicep, upper chest, and shoulder workout to boot.
Quickie Juggle Fit "Drop Set"...
• Three 6 pound balls (Juggle till you drop one).
• Two 6 pound balls, One 4 pound ball (Juggle to drop).
• Two 4 pound balls, One 6 pound ball (Juggle to drop).
• Two 4 pound balls, One 2 pound ball (Juggle to drop).
• Two 2 pound balls, One 4 pound ball (Juggle to drop).
Repeat...
I got a wobble board the other day and juggling on it is giving me the balance of a mudfooted flamingo in a dead wind.
The kids are developing scary balance as well. I spent an hour the other day shooting passes at my eight year old, trying to extend his reach while he fought with his footing--a great exercise for any ball sport coach who wants to train players to keep their heads up and bodies rooted--also a good way of teaching kids to catch with their hands instead of their bodies. (Body catching seems to throw my kids off balance).
At one point I circled my eight year old sidekick and peppered him with quick passes as he swung the wobbleboard around like a surfer on a lazy susan.
In our typical routine, I’ll throw him a medley of passes with a 2 lb weighted ball (which really forces him to adjust his balance).
Straight pass
Reach (to either hand)
Lob in front
High pass
As we play, sidekick practices fancy return passes...
Behind the back (alternate sides)
Through the legs
Granny style straight legged
Granny style with squat
A granny style pass is a two handed pass in front of the legs that requires a quick hip snap to move the ball forward.
A father of four from Dadiator Workshop 1 was quick to point out that I wasn't the first to unearth the secret of lifting children in the pursuit of developing steel cable thews.
I tip my hat to my competition, including this determined Dadiator who is good for all but deep lunges...
Dad: Work obliques, hip flexors, upper quads, and abdominals all in one bang.
Sidekick: Develop jump timing and coordination.
Movement
Lie on your back with your legs at a 90 degree bend. Hold sidekick above you with your hands on either side of his abdomen. His body should be parallel to yours.
Crunch upward and twist to one side until sidekick’s feet touch the floor.
Maintaining your crunch, complete the repitition by twisting to the other side until sidekick’s feet touch the floor again.
Complete 8-10 slow and steady repititions.
Tips
Involve sidekick in the movement by having him push off the floor on either side. Carry sidekick’s momentum in a slow and controlled arc.
As with all crunches, do not lead with your neck and shoulders, but pretend there’s a rope attached to the center of your sternum pulling you upward.
For an added challenge, combine this exercise with the Sling a Nipper Ab Ripper, completing your twist with a second sidekick atop your shins.
Safety
Have sidekick push against your wrists to cushion the impact of your hands on his belly.